Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Gay Astrology - Pisces


Loving your Pisces
Whenever Pisces is in an outgoing mood, he is intoxicated on something. But even when he is outgoing, a part of him is held back—you can see him thinking things he does not say.
Each Pisces has his own brand of weirdness, which makes him tolerant of the strangeness of others. There is no need to pretend that you are anyone different than who you are.
This does not mean meeting Mr. Fish is a comfortable experience. His sudden silences and nonsequiturs are frustrating to the more literal-minded. His inability to talk about his own desires and goals will make it almost impossible to figure out just what he expects from you—until you shut up and clue in to telepathic messages Pisces is sending out.

Attracting a Pisces
Mr. Fish does not confine himself to any one “type” because his attraction is not primarily physical. He is looking for a man who triggers strong emotion in him and this response is to the inner man, not the outer package. He just wants to feel with intensity, so powerful anger is better for him than weak joy.
While it is true that Pisces will fantasize about any man he meets, he is seriously interested in only a few. However, his habit of giving emotionally to anyone in need—even stranger in a bar—leads men to think he is coming to them when he is not.
And if he is single at the time, Mr. Fish will not do much to disabuse them of this notion.
Since he cannot conceive of life alone, if Mr. Fish has no strong family or social network, a man he only half wants is better than nothing. In other words, if he is new to town, he is easy.
To win his love, words will not do, since he knows that words lie. You need to demonstrate in your behavior the same acceptance and tolerance he shows you. You need to enter his world with an attitude of respect rather than one of criticism.
After all, Pisces always wants to be in love with something or someone—so it might as well be you.

Breaking up
Whichever one of you decides to end the relationship, just remember: It ain’t over till it’s over. Pisces still has a few surprises in store.
If you end the relationship, there may be a big scene with tears and begging until Pisces rolls over and plays dead. From that point on Mr. Fish accept all your charges and recriminations with no defense. Pisces is at his best when he is open to a range of possibilities. Once the possibilities are used up and it is clear that the relationship is headed for breakup, he has no energy to give you.
If Pisces says he wants out, he is really asking for you to fix what is wrong between you. And you had better do so. When Mr. Fish has had enough and really decides to call it quits, he will leave like a thief in the night. There will be no second chance for you. Even when the end is decisive, guilt lingers like a nasty stain. Pisces says nothing critical of you—but even if he did the dumping, it feels like it is all your fault.
Mr. Fish has an infinite capacity for feeling pain and making his ex-lover feel it too. However, he also recovers more completely than other men do. You may never be his best buddy, since Pisces has a long memory. But you have not damaged him for good—though he would like you to think that—so do not look back, and get on with your life.

Gay Astrology - Aquarius


Loving your Aquarius
You could not call him shy, so why is he not picking up on your obvious interest in him?
Aquarius more than holds his own in a discussion of the upcoming election or String Theory. However, when you corner him for more intimate conversation, he becomes evasive. His impersonal charm evaporates when the contact becomes personal. The Aquarius ├╝ber-dork will stare a hole through you at the bar, but will not ask for a date when you introduce yourself.
Aquarius lives in a clear-cut world of mixed signals. He gets them from others and he puts them out himself. The subtle, unexplainable rules that we use every day to dressed appropriately, eat right, know who to come on to, etc., are for him a confusing mishmash of mystical nonsense. That is why this sign has the worst gaydar. You could be dressed like Liza Minnelli, ordering drinks from a bare-chested bartender in a night spot called The Cock, and he will still have to ask some mutual acquaintance if you might be gay.
His oblique semi-come-ons are an attempt to play the game right without embarrassing himself. When he finally realizes that you have been trying to encourage his advances, Aquarius will pounce on you like a horny teenager.

Attracting an Aquarius
You are going to have to work to get this guy.
Though he wants to be cool, rational one, Mr. Waterboy is a self-contradicting, unpredictable, erratic, eccentric freak of nature. This makes hard to define just who the real Mr. Waterboy is. His words and his actions seem to come from two separate personalities. His inconsistency is the only constant about him, yet he thinks he is the one stable man in a world of Lucy Ricardos.
Aquarius views emotion as quicksand that will sink anyone bestial enough to indulge in it. Passionate men are walking vats of quicksand seeking to lure Mr. Waterboy to his demise. Still the cool Aquarius wants the heat that such men bring into his life.
Somewhere in his head Aquarius has a Platonic ideal of what a good relationship is that bears no resemblance to actual human life. However, this ideal is more real to him than the raw desire that overcomes him when he finds love. So it will take more than simple attraction to hook him. His ideal relationship is largely mental bonding, so you need to let him see the measure of your mind. Aquarius is drawn most strongly to men who give him a fresh perspective.
Conventional wisdom says that if two men are friends, they cannot become lovers. This does not apply to Aquarius. He does not see much difference between being a friend or a lover, so one will not preclude the other.
Because he feels that no individual relationship can possibly stack up against the fate of society and the world, Aquarius equates romantic love with outrageous egomania. Sentimentality and clinginess on your part will only confirm this view, sending him flying. Aquarius is not a boyfriend for the easily embarrassed or the touchy.

Breaking up
Mr. Waterboy sincerely believes that any conflict can be resolved by discussing it. Yet when he has reached his breaking point, Aquarius leaves without a word.
Aquarius stays faithful more because it is easy than because it is right. Falling in love is not something he does often, but when he does it rocks his foundations. If he falls for another while with you, even if there is no cheating, he will resent you until he gets over it. Still, Aquarius is rarely in hurry to end a relationship and is even less rushed to start a new one, so it possible to weather this rough patch.
There are two ways to decisively end the relationship. One is to simply absent yourself. If you are not nearby, or at least in frequent phone contact, Aquarius will not pine away for you.
The other way to break up is to increase your demands on him. He likes to imagine that after a time relationships take care of themselves. If the upkeep taxes him too much, then you will be seen as a liability. Though his love never quite disappears, Aquarius will amputate any relationship that threatens to pull him under.
If Mr. Waterboy seems too calculating in matters of the heart, he is. More often than not he hurts himself most of all when leaving a lover. Since he tends to value the public face of the pairing more than intimate support, Aquarius often severs an emotional lifeline because his lover does not fit in with his circle of friends.
The one small mercy is that Aquarius does not bad-mouth his ex-lovers.

Gay Astrology - Capricorn


Loving your Capricorn
He has been watching you but he will not approach. It is not that he fears rejection. It is that he fears everyone finding out that he was rejected. If you make first overture, he will still be afraid. This time the fear is that his friends will find your pairing ridiculous. What if they laugh at him!
It is medically proven fact: Capricorns can die of embarrassment.
This is why getting started with them is so torturous.
The first conversation is polite, but noncommittal. You both feel the spark, but Mr. Goat leaves himself an out—will your next meeting be a date or hang-out session for two buddies? He keeps the question open.
Capricorn is more comfortable if you are introduced by a mutual friend whom he can pump for into after you are gone. Otherwise, he will scrutinize your clothing, social manner, and conversation to figure out your income, education, and ambitions. If you seem like a man going nowhere, the pressure will be off him.
If, on the other hand, you seem to be a man of substance, it all gets more complicated—and slower. When Mr. Goat is trying to begin what he hopes will be a lasting relationship, he takes his own sweet time.

Attracting a Capricorn
Most men fall in love with looks and personality. For Capricorn, your career, status, and ambition are also part of the package. He is not necessarily looking for wealth or power, but for someone is “going somewhere.”
Capricorn is most comfortable in relationship where the balance of power is uneven. Father/son, mentor/intern, and teacher/student are the models to go far. He can take either role (though he prefers the senior position).
Mr. Goat is also interested in your relationship to your family. So though he does not want to hear that you live with Mom, he does want to know that Mom matters to you.
Because the words lie, for Capricorn affection cannot be stated, it must be proven. Simple actions like wiping up his spilled drink or lending him few bucks till he gets to an ATM have large significance for him. Only in time, after quite few dates, will Mr. Goat open up his heart to the possibility that you might just, if he is lucky, be halfway decent guy.

Breaking up
Capricorn is more interested in making the relationship work in practical terms than in fulfilling some abstract ideal about what a relationship should be.
Still, there are lines you cannot cross—even in the midst of a breakup:
1.Do not lie to Capricorn.
2.Do not blame Capricorn for your problems.
3.Be scrupulous with money.
4.Do not tell Capricorn’s secrets to the whole world.
5.Do not mock Capricorn.
He was never an easy man to love. His incessant demands for reassurance, which you knew would not be reciprocated, were piggish. However, unless you are some mean-ass Scorpio, you will never beat Capricorn at the revenge game, so do not try.
Mr. Goat hopes there is some way you can reconcile. Even if he initiated the breakup. He believes that everything in the world is in scarce supply, including love. After you walk out the door, he is not certain he will find any more. Be kind to him now, and he will remember it for long time to come.